Elementary

Ooooh yeah.  Back in the office.  It's nice to be back and see the people here.  I looked into getting some lead this weekend.  It costs four dollars a pound.  Although it's toxic, you can paint it and that will keep the toxicity under wraps.  I think ten pounds should be sufficient for my needs.  Well, my wants at least.  I don't really need it for anything other than to have it.  I think it would be a cool hobby to collect elements from the periodic table.  I'm sure it will be a bitch to get some of the heavier radioactive ones, but maybe I can use my ten pounds of lead to make little boxes for those.  So....ummm...is anyone else working today?