Demi-Decadays

Goddam trivia lady had a wrong answer last night!  It could've been a total deal-breaker too!  Our team was in the running for the $100 gift certificate going into the last question (which we got wrong anyways, but that's beside the point).  The question was: Which U.S. state produces the most Christmas trees?  I knew the answer was Oregon and I went through all the work of convincing my team that it wasn't Vermont only to have the stupid answer lady give 'North Carolina' as the answer.  Of course, nobody got it right, and it was a 5 point question too!  That really grinds my gears.  Well, whatever, it was still fun.  Gears are grinded a little though.  Another thing that grinds my gears is being non-metric.  Get with the friggin 21st century U.S.!  Way to be the last guy to show up at the party.  What I don't get is why nobody ever converted the 12-hour clock to metric.  Seems kinda stupid to have 24 hours in a day.  Should be 20...ummm...demi-decadays?  Alright, I gotta work on the grammatical part of that, but seriously.  If I want to figure out how many hours are in a month, I'm gonna have to sit here and think about it.  If I wanna find out how many demi-decadays are in a month it's simple: 20 x 30 = 600.  Unless there is 31 days, which someone should fix too!  I bet if we converted to demi-decadays we could iron that snafu out real easily somewhere along the lines.  Figure out how to account for leap years/seconds too while we're at it.  God dammit!  I bet the friggin Mayans could've figured this junk out better than this. 
TheJoeD on
Dude, you'd get that all worked out then realize you didn't take daylight savings into account. You would crumple up the paper, throw it into the trash go "back to the ol' drawing board". I'd bring over some Bombay Sapphire gin, and you'd note that you prefer Beefeater. I'd tell you all that lead went to your brain, and there'd be all this tension. You should just accept things as they are and stop yelling at me.
Cavutto on

Daylight savings is stupid anyways.  People should just adjust their schedules to account for shorter days.  Then again, people are retarded and they would just screw it up anyways.  Serves them right though.

How did you know I prefer Beefeater?  Have we discussed this or was it just a lucky guess?

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How about latitudally contingent continuously-variable centidays (minutes) so that minutes will actually be longer during the shorter daytime and then shorter during the nighttime.  That should trick people into getting their work done in the daylight so as to save energy and shit like that.  Millidays (seconds) will be relative.  It will do to chronography what Einstein did to Newtons laws.  Every point on the Earth will have exactly 12 hours of daylight 365 days a year.  The druids will go apeshit with everyday being an equinox.
natanism on

Bored at work again, nobody's here :(

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All this blog needs now is for Ringer to show up and call me an idiot.  :)
natanism on
Ok I am going to need you to entertain me...Now GO!  Entertain!
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Hello my baby, hello my darling, hello my ragtime gal (oh baby).  Send me a kiss by wire, baby my heart's on fire.  If  you refuse  me, darling you'll lose me, then I'll be left alone, Oh baby, message me through blogs for me and tell me I'm your very own....  :)

 

natanism on

How's your office today, busier than yesterday?  Watcha got planned for NYE?

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Office is busier for sure.  It's still not up to full speed, but it's nice.  As for NY rockin' E, I'm not quite sure what I want to do.  I keep telling people 'maybe' because I don't wanna sign on for something and then have something better come up.  So everyone gets a 'maybe' and then I'll wind up sitting home alone because I never made real plans. 

How about you?

natanism on

Most likely hitting the beach, the Elbo Room on the corner of Los Olas and A1A raises an orange, so I will most likely to be between there and Blondies-another bar on the beach.  Unless something else really cool comes up... but my calendar is open right now.

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