Psychic Hotline

I woke up with a weird feeling about today.  Kind of like a bad feeling about something, but I don't know what.  I had a dream last night that I was a BMX racer and I was really good at doing tricks in the skatepark, but I kind of sucked at the dirt track.  Then me and some of my BMX buddies went walking through this marshland area and it was really hard to determine what was solid ground and what was actually waist deep water.  By the end, I had taken a mistep and was waist deep in water.  I could feel a giant leech attach itself to my leg.  So, what's the weird feeling about today?  I hate surprises.  If something 'happens', I hope its a good happening at least.  I know that I'm psychic so this is really something I must already know about.  I keep thinking I see ghosts in my apartment.  I always forget that Canadians are up there.  Broccoli ain't that bad, except when it's all soggy and mushy.  I hate seeing people kiss on TV or in movies.  Teachers totally ruined red pens for me.  Cool show about the pagans who used to live on the Orkney Islands last night.  Windsurfing looks like a total pain in the ass.  I think I will name my son Joachim, but I feel kinda weird naming someone after the Virgin Mary's dad.  Why are tennis balls so hairy?  Canada is so dumb.