Pant Problem

I accidentally bought a pair of pants that are too small yesterday and now I think that everybody is noticing and laughing at me secretly. I really want to go home and change them, but I don't think that I can work that out. It's really bothering me and I think I might cry, but I will hold back the tears because that would look silly.

Some attorney: "Ryan, why are you crying?

Me: "My pants are too small! Everybody is looking at me!"

Some attorney: "No, everybody is looking at you because you are on the floor crying, kicking and screaming..."