Think I'd Rather Go Fishing
Went and got my fishing license yesterday. My brother and I have determined that we are going to catch a fish that breaks the state record for something this year. We went lure shopping yesterday also. I think I could've spent hours looking at the 10 aisles of lures. The only ones that don't really interest me are the rubber worms. Who uses those? I'm sure some real fisherman out there is like, "Oh, you have to use purple rubber worms when you're trout fishing in a reservoir in the middle of the afternoon on a Thursday. Everybody knows that." You know what? Screw purple rubber worms. I want big, shiny, spinning lures with lots of hair all over the place and a treble hook the size of my fist. We're not going fishing for minnows...unless there is a state record for minnows.
Also, how far away from Crystal Lake do you live, Joe? Ever go fishing there? My brother and Joe R. went there last year and caught a bunch. I was thinking of heading over there at somepoint. Wanna go?