What if I Fail?
Do you think that our line of ancestors goes all the way back to the first lifeform on the planet? I mean, where else would it lead if you traced it back, right? Unless life might have come from two different places (or more), I think it's a safe bet that whatever primitive single cell organism started it all is like my great grandmother or something. Then I started thinking about how all the life before me has been pretty successful as far as the basic goals of living things. Live, reproduce, die. Well, maybe dying is so successful, but it's inevitable. So anyways, what if I never reproduce? That would sorta mean that I'm the first failure in the billion year history of my ancestory. Great. No pressure, right? I suppose I could just go knock up some slut and claim success.
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phoenix on
Not that you need help finding a slut, but maybe blogslut can hook you up with someone. You could make perfect looking babies with your movie star good looks and her slutty ones. :) (No offense intended to blogslut, it just popped into my head as an idea). I just looked up "slut" on thesaurus.com. There are some pretty good synonyms for it, including but not limited to:
"scarlet woman," "strumpet," "floozy," "trollop," "lady of the night," "woman of easy virtue," and "hussy." Personally, I've always been fond of the term "brazen hussy." It would be cool to be called one.
"scarlet woman," "strumpet," "floozy," "trollop," "lady of the night," "woman of easy virtue," and "hussy." Personally, I've always been fond of the term "brazen hussy." It would be cool to be called one.
TheJoeD on
I'm gonna go there, and bring the mood to super-negative lows, but after repeatedly getting my order wrong at Dunkin Donuts, or the sheer amount of traffic that the Monster Truck rallies in this town generate, I can kinda see why Hitler authorized those sex camps to promote racial purity. I mean jesus, somebody's gotta put a little chlorine in the gene pool. Too many stupid people breeding.
If you're gonna knock someone up, make sure she knows the difference between there, their, and they're
If you're gonna knock someone up, make sure she knows the difference between there, their, and they're
dancer on
I don't think that you are a failure if you do not reproduce or "knock some slut up" lol
If you have lived your life the way that you want, and you are happy than you have been successful
If you have lived your life the way that you want, and you are happy than you have been successful
Cavutto on
I meant failure on more epic scale than my individual lifetime. Although, knocking up a slut would probably be an epic failure, but that's not what I was going for.
