Eyeballs

I'm kinda freaked out that eyeballs are almost completely exposed all day long. It just sounds like a recipe for trouble. I mean, there are eyelids and stuff, but they seem laughably deficient for protecting something as imporant and fragile as eyeballs. I'm surprised that more people don't get their eyeballs all cut up and broke. I find random cuts on my face from time to time and I don't know where they come from. I think it's only a matter of time before one of my eyeballs gets cut. They really seem too delicate to have remained exposed on people's faces for so long. I'm gonna lose one. Maybe both. I can just feel it. Once one of them is gone, I think the odds of losing the other skyrocket because you lose your depth perception. Maybe I should start wearing protective eyewear all the time. Big-ass goggles. If somebody gives me shit about them, I'll reach into my pocket, grab a handfull of scraps from aluminum drillings and throw them right in their eyes. That will teach them. You don't fuck with the guy wearing protective eyewear.