Waiting for the Heaven Express

I've got nothing to blog about. No new and exciting office supplies. I had a dream last night where I was pretending to be asleep...how boring does that sound? I did wake up in the middle of the night and wonder if Jesus woke me up so that I could watch TV for a little while before he took me to heaven. At first I thought, "Well, that's a pretty morbid thought, dude" but then I realized that Jesus was kinda being a cool guy for letting me watch a little TV before I went. You know...not just taking me in the middle of that stupid lame-o dream. So there I was, watching a Glen Beck rerun while I awaited my imminent salvation and I thought, "Man, you are an idiot. Here you are, lying around with the knowledge that you only have a few minutes left while Jesus warms up the Heaven Express and what do you do? Watch a Glen Beck rerun you already saw. Congrats man."

What are you supposed to do though? It's the middle of the night and you only have a few minutes before Jesus comes to take you. I guess you just sit there and wait.

In any event, waking up in the middle of the night and not being able to fall asleep again isn't so bad if you think that Jesus woke you up so you could watch TV for a little while before you died. You're actually kinda glad to be awake.