Lifestyles of the Absurd and Childish
Chips ahoy! Avast all ye landlubbers!
Dude, we got a boat.
In the great maritime tradition of Newington, few vessels have been as highly anticipated as the newest member of the fleet. This sleek and elegant inflatible raft is at the very height of modern naval ponding. We estimate that she'll paddle at maybe a knot or so and ride high on the negligible swells of most small to midsized ponds. Her fore and aft inflatible compartments are designed to withstand the rigorous pounding of beers for hours at a time. Captaining this stately schooner is one Kyle J. Barber (he's the only one with a boat license) and I have been selected for the ball-breaking position of First Mate. It is with great pride and fuuuurious anger that I present to you the S.S. Ship-to-be-named-later.
We're actually floating around a few names at the moment. Let me know what you think of these...
Patches
Dreadnough
The Vituperous Floating Enchelada
Billy Dee Williams
Chock Full O' Seamen
Wiggity Wack
Imperial Floater
Early Morning Whore
Dances with Trout
Larry
Here is an artist's conception of what she'll look like as she sails the open seas.
Dude, we got a boat.
In the great maritime tradition of Newington, few vessels have been as highly anticipated as the newest member of the fleet. This sleek and elegant inflatible raft is at the very height of modern naval ponding. We estimate that she'll paddle at maybe a knot or so and ride high on the negligible swells of most small to midsized ponds. Her fore and aft inflatible compartments are designed to withstand the rigorous pounding of beers for hours at a time. Captaining this stately schooner is one Kyle J. Barber (he's the only one with a boat license) and I have been selected for the ball-breaking position of First Mate. It is with great pride and fuuuurious anger that I present to you the S.S. Ship-to-be-named-later.
We're actually floating around a few names at the moment. Let me know what you think of these...
Patches
Dreadnough
The Vituperous Floating Enchelada
Billy Dee Williams
Chock Full O' Seamen
Wiggity Wack
Imperial Floater
Early Morning Whore
Dances with Trout
Larry
Here is an artist's conception of what she'll look like as she sails the open seas.
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Cavutto on
Unstable Betty
Theodore's Sack
The Drunken Joyce
Kyle's Ark
Necrophiliac
Fishing Without a License
Theodore's Sack
The Drunken Joyce
Kyle's Ark
Necrophiliac
Fishing Without a License
phoenix on
omfg, how did i not see this post before. that so rules. lmao@the names. did you ever decide on a name & if so what was it.
xzx on
lol i live on wood pond; you can float around there. me and tim found a canoe between us and our neighbor's yard, then a couple paddles in our cabin. we tooled around the vast and dangerous wood pond and combined our names to christen our new canoe: the toe.
