I was sitting here thinking of things and I thought of possibly the coolest thing ever. Ever see that guy tooling around on the moon in a moon buggy? THAT is the coolest thing ever. There is nothing that even comes close. I mean, just being on the moon is pretty friggin' rad, but everybody knows that walking blows. Even on the moon, walking blows, although probably only about 1/6th as much as it blows here on Earth.
Moon buggy.
I still can't get over how cool that is. I bet if an alien came zipping by while that dude was moon buggying, the alien would think to himself that moon buggying is the coolest thing he's ever seen. On the moon! ON the friggin' MOON! With a buggy! I don't even know how to adequately express how friggin' awesome that must be.
Moon buggying. I guess that about sums it up as well as possible. I really want to say it one more time, because it's as close as I'll ever get to the physical act itself. Wait for it....waaaait for it...moon buggy. :)