How I Ruined Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

I'd like to take this opportunity to reminisce about how I ruined Thanksgiving in the past. I've ruined lots of holidays, but my masterpiece was in like 1992 or 1993. It was Thanksgiving, and much like today, it was abnormally warm. I was in the front yard with my brother and we were flying a kite. We didn't have a whole lot of room to fly in our yard and it was pretty much surrounded by power lines. As you can probably guess, I got the kite wrapped around two line. Pulled the string real hard. The lines touched. Huge spark.

No power for the neighborhood on Thanksgiving. Turkeys in powerless ovens. Pandemonium.

Fin.