Regarding Earth, Work and Witch Doctors
| I had a dream last night that I was the Earth and some invisible force was pulling a strip of those candy buttons (the ones on the paper) out of me. It felt really funny. Kinda how I would imagine it feels to have someone tugging on your umbilicial cord. It didn't hurt, it just felt strange. I've never been a planet before either. That was a cool experience...except I would've liked it better if I got to keep my candy buttons. I think I would've rather have been Saturn or something. A gas giant. I wonder why gas giants don't coalesce into regular terra-firma (I know it can't techically be 'terra' without being Earth itself, but you know what I mean). I figure that they have way more gravity, which would be a condensing factor, plus they temperature way out there in space has to be pretty low, which I would imagine makes maintaining a gaseous state pretty tough. I'm sure there is a really dumbass explanation for this that I'm just not thinking of. Speaking of space, yesterday I was trying to think of where my job fit into the spectrum of job coolness. I think the coolest job ever has to be astronaut and the crappiest job ever is probably slave. Mine probably falls towards the slave end...I mean, I really like my job, but there are way cooler ones. Maybe if you did the spectrum in a 'per capita' kinda way (worldwide), my job would be cooler than just about all the ones in Africa and crap. Except maybe witch doctor. That's gotta be a sweet job. Once you learn all the curses and spells, you pretty much have it made. Minimal overhead (goats blood, frogs...cauldron broth?) You get to set your own hours and work outta the house. Sweetness. |
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TheJoeD on
The coolest job by far is Guy Fieri's job. He hosts 'Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives' and gets to go to all these places and try out the food. Or maybe Dave Attel's job when he hosted that late-nite show. Getting paid to do what you would do anyways has to be the best job. |
Cavutto on
I disagree...unless I was going to the moon anyways and I just so happen to get paid for it. If it were narrowed down to things I did anyways, my top jobs would be: Pro Halo 3 player History Book Reader Competitive Dreamer |
Cavutto on
Ooooh, burn....wait, am I the snarky one or you? Wasn't Snarky Snarkerton a quarterback for the Vikings? |
phoenix on
| I now have that witch doctor song in my head, hehe. Somehow I missed this one earlier. I hope you get to keep your candy buttons in future dreams, if you're a planet. |
