Eff that Ess
Holy crap, I just ate the worst calzone I've ever had. It was chicken, spinach and ricotta. WTF was I thinking. It tasted like pennies and it had the delightful texture of seaweed thrown in for good measure. Oh man, that was gross. Double-you-tea-eff man. Eff that. Eff that ess right in the aye. I'm gonna go drink scalding coffee to get that taste out of my mouth and hopefully destroy whatever tastebuds were subject to that filth. I should mention that I was hungry enough to eat the whole thing. I invented a new insult yesterday. Puddle drinker. As in, 'Don't be a fuckin' puddle drinker'. So what's everyone up to for this wonderful Friday night? We're gonna rock the Rock Band over at my place until about 10. Unfortunately my brother has to wake up early, so we're going to have to limit the rock to the early hours. After that, I want to play some skate. I doubt anybody else will want to though. Eff that ess right in the aye! Yo. |
Oh man! Human contact! Hey Ryan!!!!!!!!
Dude, I'm gonna be home tonight working on this final project I really need to work on...oh wait no, that's right! I forgot I have to go all the way up to Mass. for someone's 60th birthday surprise party, which is pretty awesome because if someone asked what I would like to do tonight, it would definitely be to go to someone's surprise party at the Knights of Columbus and eat ziti out of a tin pan heated up by sterno. Fuck yeah!
I miss being single, and not a student. |
Oh man, that sucks dude. I never take my singleness for granted. I friggin' love it. Thought you might be interested in this Joe - some people in Sudan are calling for the teddy bear lady to be executed. http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/africa/11/30/sudan.bears/index.html |
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I saw that. Where the fuck is Sudan anyways? Africa? It's like, there's real incentive for any westerner to go and try to move those poor kids into the 20th century, then eventually, the 21st century. You named a teddy bear!? Infidel! Off with their head!
Fucking puddle drinkers. Whatta ya gonna do.. |
| Sudan is just south of Egypt. It was known as Kush and Nubia in the time of the ancient Egyptians. I think there might have been a Kushite pharoah or two at one point. Pretty sure the Nubians built a few rudimentary pyramids and that's where the Egyptians got the idea. There was also a Nubian Society when we were at ECSU, but you had to be black to get in. |
| I read a pretty good book about the 'lost boys' of Sudan a little while back. Those kids went through hell man. Coincidentally, the Muslims in northern Sudan (close ties to Islamic Egypt) are partially to blame for the crisis over there. They pretty much invaded predominately Christian southern Sudan. Sharia law was instituted a while back - in the early '80's, but the southern part decided to go Marxist and that's how the civil war started. After the fall of the Soviets, the West began supporting the southerners against the Islamic north. I don't think the support was as strong as it should've been...probably because Sudan has absolutely nothing to offer besides refugees. |
Didn't Clinton authorize a few strategic bombing raids there? I don't like to be one of those "we should wipe that place off the face of the earth" guys...but ya know...
...just sayin |
| This is my day to leave belated comments on elderly blogs. I've had something that tasted/felt the way you describe so aptly (pennies and seaweed). Do I have texture issues or what. Yes, this made me harken back to a time when I too wanted to spit out this invention of nastiness. |
