Looking at Battle Tanks
So I was on Amazon.com this morning trying to find a good deal on some uranium ore and I was a little surprised by what other people who purchased it also bought. (BTW, you can get good old U-238 for $22.95!). Besides the usual anal enemas and live rabbits, other uranium purchasers also were getting the JL421 Badonkadonk Battle Tank. Sweetness! Here are some user reviews: "I'll admit it. Shopping for a personal tank can be a bit daunting. Many times in the past I've purchased overpriced, so-called "battle tanks", then driven them into battle only to be wrecked in ten minutes by the first blow off of some insurgents home-made mortar. " "If I had it to do over again, I'd leave my insurance settlement money under my matress a while longer instead of spendin it on one of these things. A Badonkadonk ... more like a Badonkajunk. " "Overall a good tank, but the A/C is kinda weak, and it's a little slower than I expected. The seats feel kinda sharp and pokey, like they're full of rocks. I was driving on a dirt trail and it just shut down and started smoking, and I couldn't figure out what was wrong for like 3 days. It overheated! Tanks shouldn't overheat." "I bought this based on the window sticker which stated that it got 2 miles per gallon. I love Amazon.com. |
