Ok, another dream blog. I know what you're thinking...it's probably like, "Goddammit, Cavutto! Nobody gives a crap about your stupid dreams. All we care about is text messaging and online banking! Your dreams have no relevance to anything that goes on in my life." Well, to that I say, 'That's to bad. I'm gonna lose a bunch of sleep over that and wind up going mental or something.' So last night I had this dream that I was in a car with my buddy Dave and we were driving around and then I saw these stars in the sky that lit up green. There were like 4 or 5 of them and they lined up in a row with sorta big spaces in between them. Then the center one turned red and the green ones started blinking on the outside. Then they formed an arrow with the red one at the point and I told Dave to follow the arrow cause he was driving. I was real nervous because we were following alien instructions and stuff but I really wanted to know what was up. So everytime the arrow shifted directions, we followed it. Then, all of a sudden! The arrow like moved behind the car kinda...just out of view from the windshield. It was sorta directly over us, but behind us a little. So I stuck my head out the sunroof to look back at it AND THERE WAS A FUCKING ALIEN LAYING DOWN ON TOP OF THE CAR!!!! I totally freaked out. It looked sorta like what you always see alien depictions looking like - greyish dude with a oblong head and big, black, lifeless eyes...except it wasn't all cartoony and his skin was a darker grey (sorta like a fish maybe) and his head was more shaped like a humans, but a little bigger and kinda lumpy around the side of his eyes. It was real scary. |
Thanks for reminding me about my online banking. j/k Zoiks Cavutto, maybe it wasn't a dream but an abduction, aptly timed so you'd just think it was a dream. Did your friend Dave (good name btw :) have the same dream?? Maybe you should change the color of your b4me page from grey to something else, so as to not attract aliens. This was a weird morning for me too. My cat woke me up at 4:30am instead of his usual 6 (my kitty alarm clock), and then I was lying there and my computer, which had been on standby, started up by itself like I had toggled the mouse. I blame aliens totally.
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| Nah, I think it was because I fell asleep watching The Universe on the History Channel. When I awoke (around midnight) the episode was on extra-solar planets. :) |
| hahaha wow that is a scary dream. and btw, i like hearing about people's dreams...its interesting part of my dream last night was that i had a pet duck and it was sick...it was all purple/maroon and then i hugged/petted it and it got better. weird huh? |
| Ha ha! That's awesome. You hugged it out. I hope you weren't just getting it healthy so you could bring it to your 'market'. :) |