Weirdo on the Bus
So the other day I was riding home on the bus, you know, just minding my own business, reading a book about Mao Tse-Tung, when out of the corner of my eye I caught the guy across from me looking right at me.
Ok, let me back up for a minute. First of all, I was sitting near the front of the bus where the seats run along the windows on either side. They kind of force you to look at the person across from you a little. Second of all, the guy across from me had sunglasses on, so I guess 'theoretically' he could've been looking out the window behind me, so I gave him the benefit of the doubt on that.
Anyways, I go back to my book. A few minutes later, I look up and the dude is staring right at me still! He doesn't even pretend to look away when I look up at him. It made me really nervous.
Then I see him put his hand on the leg of the guy next to him and then lean over to say something to him. It was really weird though because he kept his hand on the guys leg waaay too long and they were talking way to close to each other. Then he goes right back to staring at me! Now I'm thinking, 'Great, this gay dude across from me can't stop looking at me. This is really freaky. Please stop looking at me'.
This went on the whole ride home. Guy just kept staring at me and would intermittenly put his hand on the guy next to him and lean in close to talk to him. It was just really, really freaking me out.
When the bus finally got to the Park & Ride lot, I waited for these other two dudes to go first. The two guys say something to each other and then they get up. The guy that was staring at me then puts his hand on the other guy's shoulder and follows him off the bus. That's when I realized that he was blind. The end.