Cavutto Recommends
Cavutto Recommends:
Civilization Revolution - Do you feel like the day just has way too many hours? So does Cavutto. Cavutto recommends wasting untold numbers of them with this game for Xbox 360. It's made by the same guy that made The Sims, but instead of peeing on yourself and burning down your kitchen, you become death, destroyer of worlds. Rated T for Teen.
Not Watching Commercials - Cavutto has DVR, so he only watches commercials during Yankees games, because they must be watched live. Not watching commercials is the greatest thing ever because commercials are boring and belong in zoos full of boring fucking things that only keep little kids interested because they are too dumb to realize what the hell is going on and as long as something is moving in front of their eyes, they won't cry.
Putting on a Few Pounds - Fuck it.
Recommending Things - Cavutto has been devoid of ideas for blogs lately, but recommending things seemed real easy because he can just write snippets about things that he likes instead of boring dreams or creepy blind guys on the bus. Try it.
Civilization Revolution - Do you feel like the day just has way too many hours? So does Cavutto. Cavutto recommends wasting untold numbers of them with this game for Xbox 360. It's made by the same guy that made The Sims, but instead of peeing on yourself and burning down your kitchen, you become death, destroyer of worlds. Rated T for Teen.
Not Watching Commercials - Cavutto has DVR, so he only watches commercials during Yankees games, because they must be watched live. Not watching commercials is the greatest thing ever because commercials are boring and belong in zoos full of boring fucking things that only keep little kids interested because they are too dumb to realize what the hell is going on and as long as something is moving in front of their eyes, they won't cry.
Putting on a Few Pounds - Fuck it.
Recommending Things - Cavutto has been devoid of ideas for blogs lately, but recommending things seemed real easy because he can just write snippets about things that he likes instead of boring dreams or creepy blind guys on the bus. Try it.
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TheJoeD on
I recommend being totally against something without any rational reason or explanation as to why.
In this day in age, way too many arguments call for fact finding and back up data, and that's for pussies. It's good to stand for something where your only defense is "you wanna know why? I'll show you why!" then clench your fist and wave it in their face.
In this day in age, way too many arguments call for fact finding and back up data, and that's for pussies. It's good to stand for something where your only defense is "you wanna know why? I'll show you why!" then clench your fist and wave it in their face.
Fleur on
I really want to play civilization revolution, I love those types of games.
I also love Sonic commercials.
I also love Sonic commercials.
tortfeasor on
Cavutto, the best part of your recommendations is that I can execute all of them without leaving my couch.
Cavutto on
Ha! I didn't even realize that. Just goes to show...something, something, something...lazy.
