IM Monologue

2:49 PM me: sorry about the risk game
  i was off on wednesday and playing xbox all day
  new call of duty!
  so badass!
  unfortunately, I can't go online with my computer and xbox at the same time

2:50 PM boop boop beep boop
  i'm a computer
  feed me disks!

2:51 PM i'm made of metal pieces that are so tiny!

2:52 PM and wires!
  so many wires!

2:53 PM I am really good at math
  better than most appliances
  but i kinda suck at philosophy

2:54 PM I'm all like, 'to be or not to be = 1 0'

2:55 PM beep boop boop beep
  your computations are ready!
  one time, I computed a number that was so big that I needed two monitors to display it

2:56 PM there were fractions involved too - very impressive, right?
  Yeah, I can compute fractions, yo
  no biggie